Dreadful puns

CREATIVE PUNS FOR "EDUCATED MINDS"

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was SirCumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turnedout to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because itwas a weapon of maths disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still bestationery.