Thursday, October 1, 2009

Spell check follies

My spell checker changes "Niagara" to "Nigeria".

So for days I have been writing to people about an upcoming trial I may have to do next year in ... Nigeria.

Ooopsie.
James Morton
1100-5255 Yonge Street
Toronto, Ontario
M2N 6P4

416 225 2777

4 comments:

Dr.Dawg said...

Dear Mr. Morton:

I have been waiting a long time for my 20% of the $40,000,000 that I was to be paid for helping a client transfer this sum from the central Bank of Nigeria.

After I agreed to do this, considerable expenses were incurred by myself. Then my contact, a barrister in Amsterdam, disappeared: his email no longer seems to be functional.

Given your trial experience in Nigeria, I would like to retain you, on a contingency basis, to recover the monies owed to me. Shall we say--20%? ($1.6 million for yourself.)

To assist me and my family in our current state of privation after having been so mistreated, I would appreciate it if you could forward $20,000 to my bank. I shall provide the account number if we can confirm this arrangement by private correspondence. Obviously this will be returned to you once our successful lawsuit is concluded, along with your fee.

I look forward to hearing from you, and praise God.

Sincerely,
Dr.Dawg

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