Assault with a weapon, "to wit a hamburger bun"

What is a weapon? Well anything more than bare hands. So a weapon isn't just a knife or a club; it includes almost any object.

Here's a list of some of the stranger "weapons" seen in charges:

"to wit a bible"

"to wit a wooden duck with wheels"

"to wit a dirty diaper"

"to wit a hamburger bun"

"to wit a roaming tiger" (sounds dramatic but turned out to be a plush toy)

Now, in fairness, a wooden duck, for example, could inflict some serious harm but a hamburger bun???