Saturday, December 15, 2012

A panda walks into a bar ...

... interrupting a heated argument between two customers. 

The bartender turns to the panda and says, "Hey, just the guy we needed! Tell Ollie and Neville here... are you a bear or some kind of raccoon?" 

The panda ponders this for a moment and replies, "Hmmn. You know, not everything is black and white like that."


9 comments:

Mark said...

About the racoon thing, from the Wikipedia page:

"For many decades, the precise taxonomic classification of the giant panda was under debate because it shares characteristics with both bears and raccoons.[42] However, molecular studies suggest the giant panda is a true bear and part of the Ursidae family,[43][44] though it differentiated early in history from the main ursine stock."

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