Sunday, April 13, 2014

The King’s Breakfast BY A. A. MILNE

     The King asked
     The Queen, and
     The Queen asked
     The Dairymaid:
     "Could we have some butter for
     The Royal slice of bread?"
     The Queen asked
     The Dairymaid,
     The Dairymaid
     Said, "Certainly,
     I'll go and tell
     The cow
     Before she goes to bed."
     The Dairymaid
     She curtsied,
     And went and told
     The Alderney:
     "Don't forget the butter for
     The Royal slice of bread."
     The Alderney
     Said sleepily:
     "You'd better tell
     His Majesty
     That many people nowadays
     Like marmalade
     The Dairymaid
     Said, "Fancy!"
     And went to
     Her Majesty.
     She curtsied to the Queen, and
     She turned a little red:
     "Excuse me,
     Your Majesty,
     For taking of
     The liberty,
     But marmalade is tasty, if
     It's very
     The Queen said
     And went to
     His Majesty:
     "Talking of the butter for
     The Royal slice of bread,
     Many people
     Think that
     Is nicer.
     Would you like to try a little

     The King said,
     And then he said,
     "Oh, dear me!"
     The King sobbed, "Oh, deary me!"
     And went back to bed.
     He whimpered,
     "Could call me
     A fussy man;
     I only want
     A little bit
     Of butter for
     My bread!"

     The Queen said,
     "There, there!"
     And went to
     The Dairymaid.
     The Dairymaid
     Said, "There, there!"
     And went to the shed.
     The cow said,
     "There, there!
     I didn't really
     Mean it;
     Here's milk for his porringer
     And butter for his bread."
     The Queen took
     The butter
     And brought it to
     His Majesty;
     The King said,
     "Butter, eh?"
     And bounced out of bed.
     "Nobody," he said,
     As he kissed her
     "Nobody," he said,
     As he slid down
     The banisters,
     My darling,
     Could call me
     A fussy man—
I do like a little bit of butter to my bread!"

A. A. Milne, "The King's Breakfast" 

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